"SHAZBOT! Well why don't you just drive in all the lanes!"
"Who are you talking to, Mama?"
"The guy in front of us."
"Is it the crazy lady that doesn't drive so well?"
"No. It's another crazy driver."
We pass the SUV in the next lane.
"It's not a guy. That's a lady Mama! It's her! It's the CRAZY LADY that doesn't drive so well!"
Do you think they'd take him away from me if I taught him to flip her the bird?
My thoughts and wishes for a speedy recovery are with you Paul Newman!